

Funny SayingsAny law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loopholeFunny Sayings
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it &
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lead me to the hair dye//
btw, i found your deviant art through CC forums. hehe
HUGS FOR THE SICK ONE!!!
HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON!!!
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"My dear, won't you come inside? I don't want you getting stolen!"
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If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your sig.
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Hell is still overburdened, I must stand and wait in line.....
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"There is no problem, only solutions" --- John Lennon
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